Sh|fter's Dictions...
Sh|fter's Dictions...| Alpaca: [n]; | 1. A llama with table manners and a nice coat he doesn't check at the door. |
| Ambition: [n]; | 1. A brand of Rootbeer containing
trace amounts of morphine and codienne. |
| Altoids: [v] ; | 1. To throw ones gonads on the
choping block (ex. He altiods with a reluctant sigh....) |
| ANAL: [n] ; | 1. A derlict phermonal controled valve
used to relive back presure in some organic machinery |
| ANAMOSITY: [adv]; | 1. Feelings of regret towards a
person based completely on the understanding that that
person is out to lunch. 2. See also Anal-curiousity |
| ARMIE: [n]; | 1. A large body of men. 2. A man with a large body. 3. One whom waves his weapon around till someone admires it's size. |
| BITSY: [n]; | 1. The amount of time it takes to scarf
down an UnHappY-MeaL
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BLAH: | 1. To moan or sigh when life
gets to redundant to stand. See also Bleep and Erk. |
| BOOGIE: [v]; | 1. To dance with a large booger stuck
to one's body. 2. A 70's dance crazy caused by teenager who tripped on their Bell-Bottoms while doing the twist. |
| BOOBS: [n] ; | 1. The mammary glands of a human
female. 2. The nice hooters men like worff and yen like to whistle at. 3. See Also Gazungas, Mellons, Hooters, Jugs, Breasts, or Whoopers. |
| Bopper: [n] ; | 1. A teen geek known for his acne. 2.
A teenage girl with knees that lock together better than fort knox's front door |
| BORED: [v]; | 1. To lack in activity to the point of
dementia. 2. To need stimulous or risk coma.
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| BOT: [Acronym]; | 1. Big Obscene Tithead. (often
refering to the programmer whom created it)
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| Buffers: [n] ; | 1. A space used to store information
not importantant at any time. 2. A tablet used to relieve gas caused by using an Amiga500. |
| CABASHED: [n]; | 1. Hit in the side with an unripen
joke. 2. To look someone in the eye and forget why you bugged them in the first place. |
| CRAP: [n] Cra-ap; | 1. A large piece of waste ussually
formed in the shape of words from the mouth of an idiot. See also ShitferBrains. |
| Damn: [n] DAM; | 1. A large concrete structure to hold
back tears.....
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| Dementia: [n]; | 1. The hot chick from #vampire who will make you curl up into a little ball and cry until you dehydrate like a prune |
| . Dementia: [pn]; | 1. To become looney enough to hang with a
bunch who believe they are vampires.
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| DOLT:[adv] ; | 1.An idiot or mentally slow person. 2.
One who's mind functions out of phase with his genitalia. |
| DORK: [n]; | 1. A hanging protruberance attached to
the lower region of any mammal having more than one ball. 2. A large hotdog used to beat small children. |
| DRKBISHOP: [n]; | 1. The Black chess piece that always
seems to boot yer favorite piece off the board in a very humourous fashion. |
| E-ZINE: [n]; | 1. A publication created by lamers, for lamers, about totally lame things. |
| Fetuchinni: [n] ; | 1. An Itallian mafia lord, who is
often found in resurants and is known to contact the infamous Chef Boyardee |
| FIGGIT: [v]; | 1. To swear in a manner that your grandmother would aprove of. (ie: figgit that lawyer figged my figgit!) |
| FLORIDIAN: [n] ; | 1. A Person whom gargles with too
much flouride.
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| ForePlay: [adv]; | 1. The time it takes for you to realize you might actually get some. A round of X-rated Golf. |
| FREAK: [n] ; | 1. One whom has to much time on his hands so he spends it annoying people with absolute crap and disagrees just to be heard |
| Freudian: [n] | 1. A person or thing refering to
ripping people off. EX-1; "He freudianed the government outta millions!" |
| GOLDENARM: [n]; | 1. Having a non-fereous metalic
limb. 2. One who's head is too empty to be concidered a vacuum. |
| GOSPEL: [v]; | 1. Yelling to an imaginary friend
without the need for professional help. 2. The uprising of voices to lift spirits, preferably Whiskey and Rye Spirits. |
| GUN: [n]; | 1. a device used to eliminate useful
people and leave the useless criminal standing. 2. A weapon developed by man as a projection of the phallus. |
| GWAR: Ga-Wahr: [n]; | 1. A clusterfucked bunch of
mask-toting weiners.
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| GWAR FAN: [n]; | 1. One whom is deranged enough to
wear a halloween mask in March.
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| HappyDance: [v]; | 1. Nitestorm's bounce of joy, ussually brought
on ny a self-induced caffienne fix.
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| HERMAPHRODITE: [n]; | 1. Any creature having possesion
of both male and female sexual characteristics. |
| HOMO: [n] ; | 1. The term refering to one whom is attracted to the same sex unless of course that person has a shotgun, which tends to promote sudden HETRO urges. allright |
| HunterD: [v] Huh-nut-er-Dee; | 1. To lurkin waiting
for gratification. See also Stalker.
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| IP: [acronym]; | 1. Internet Personality. (20% off if
you purchase one now!) 2. Also Interpersonal Pleasuredevice.. ... (never mind) |
| IRC: [n] ; | 1. A drug delivered to the system through
the eyes causing loss of reality. 2. A state of mind. 3. Also an acronym meaning Internet Really Canfuckyoumind! |
| JAVA: [n]; | 1. A small Indonesian country who's main
export is Web Pages and Coffee. 2. A large moose often seen in malls. |
| Jaeme: [v] | 1. To testify insanity to a public body.
2. To lynch a friend and smile afterwards
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| Laxitive: [n] ; | 1. A substance introduced into the
colon to help verbal direreah. 2. See also usless nick conversations. |
| LEG: [n]; | 1.A part of the body. 2. A piece of a
bucket of chicken. 3. A part of the body you never want to find in bed if it belongs to a chicken. |
| LIFE [adv]; | 1. the matter of time it takes for a soul
to realize that it is about time to die. 2. something you never wanted in the first place |
| MAGOG: [v]; | 1. To slap a mother in the face. Ex-1;
"I magoged her in the mouth just before her Pop kicked the crap outta me!" |
| MANTIS:[n] Mahn-tess; | 1. A large flying carnivorous
bipedal aquatic animal of unknown origin and inderterminable shape or sex. |
| MAROON:[n] ; | 1. Having been left behind on the boat
of life.
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| MATERBATE: [n]; | 1.The act of masterbating when it
doesn't matter if you get caught or not.
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| MCHUGH: [n] ; | 1. The Hamburger Ronald couldn't sell.
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| MaKai:[n]; | 1. Typical dumb European with a big
hairdoo and little mind.
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| MOODS: [adv]; | 1. The state of mind of creating one minute then destroying the next. |
| MR.BEAN: [pn]; | 1. The British answer to Mr. Potato Head. |
| MUSHY: [adv]; | 1. To splatter one's feelings over
another.
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| NEWBIE: [n] | 1. A virgin 2. One who has yet to be
broken in by Worff.
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| NICK: N-icK [pn]; | 1. An Alias, sometimes
representative of one's state of mind or intestinal situation. See also Ywen ans the scared sheep. |
| ORAL: [n]; | 1. The sexual exam you don't study for but hope to take. |
| Pavarotti: [n]; | 1. An overstuffed Italian Meatball.
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| Poopola: [n]; | 1. A softdrink comprised of Coca-Cola and excrement gathered from Pepsi drinkers |
| Pornography: [v] ; | 1. The act of looking at naked
bodies by one too shy or ashamed to look at his/her own. |
| PRIDE: [n]; | 1. A group of lions. 2. The feeling a person gets just before being eaten by a group of lions |
| RICE: [n]; | 1. A small white grain known to cause
many people to swear about the grains falling off chop sticks. |
| ROCKY: [pn]; | 1. A stiffie for a miner. 2. The
desciption of terrain often found inbetween a Democrats ears. |
| SARCASTIC: [n]; | 1. See Tzepesh, Ywen, Sh|fter,
Dementia, and Worff
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| SHIFTER: [n]; | 1. Raving Lunatic 2. Madman 3. See
also HunterD's exact opposite.
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| SIRPLANE: [pn] | ; 1. An airplane for gentleman, meaning it is never occupied by #vampire staff. |
| SLUT: [v]; | 1. To search about in search of something you aren't allowed to have, even though you and someone else really really wants it |
| SKAP: [v]; | 1. A slap in the keister. See also Skwat, and skwing. |
| SMOKABLE: [n]; | 1. A precious gelitin often used to
create a higher plane of existance for manic maniacs
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| Snarf: [v] | 1. The act of eating jello through one's
nose. (No Joke)
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| SNIGLETS: [n]; | 1. Chicklets designed to be ingested
through the sinuses, chewed in the mouth, then sneezed out when finished. |
| SNOGS: [acronym] | 1. Smurfs Never Orgasm Giant Sperms
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| Southern Comfort: [n]; | 1. A high proof liqour made
from bourbon, peach liqueuer and fresh peaches.
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| SPACKLE: [adv]; | 1. The balls on a turkey, not to be
confused with it's hackle.
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| SPAM:[n] ; | 1. A Meat-like substance that fell from
space in Rosvall in the 1960's thought to be responsible for
the creation of Area 51. 2. A meat substitute comprised mostly of lips and assholes |
| Spice Girls: [virgins] | 1. Englands only virgins with
the exception of Margaret Thatcher.
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Smut [v]; | 1. To spit in the direction of a
police officer.
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| STEAM: [n]; | 1. A lot of hot air. 2. The belching of water vapor from either an asshole of a mouth, whichever HunterD chooses to speak with. |
| Terms: [adv]; | 1. A period of time needed to realize
you fucked up your taxes.
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| THONG: [n]; | 1. Dental floss used to cover an ass
crack so as to pretend modesty exist amongst Baptists. |
| UKRAINE: [n]; | 1. The russian word for Uranium,
seeing as how they have so much radiation in the soil around chernobyl. |
| VENGER: [pn] Ven-jer; | 1. One who seeks retribution
againts imaginary ememies. 2. A socio pathological nueance. |
| WATERMOON: [v]; | 1. The act of watering a disc of blue cheese in the sky in hopes it grows into something man can land a space craft on. |
| Wench: [n]; | |
| WISDOM: [adv] wiz-dum ; | 1. To Instill another with
useless knowledge or general BullShit.
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| WORFF: [v]; | 1. What one does when his asshole is too
tight. Ex->"I had to worff myself since I ran out of Supositories" |
| Yanks: [n]; | 1. A slang term for an american. 2. What
HunterD does in his spare time. 3. See also Shank. |
| YWEN: [n]; | 1. A large mammal known for it's desire to mate with anything that moves. |